"Turkey Time" is the 62nd episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the 6th episode of Season 5. This episode is a part of a "very special kind of walkthrough" for the Companions Questline.


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Present to Aela

S'oggy is rushing back to Whiterun after stealing plans from the Silver Hand clan. However, he realizes that he has no present for Aela. S'oggy quickly checks his inventory to see what he on him and decides to give Aela a Human Heart fresh from the Silver Hand leader's chest. Seeing Aela ignore his present, S'oggy decides he'll throw it on the fire for her to eat later. It is then he discovers that the Companions have been sitting around eating the mammoth for it was gone. S'oggy introduces his new friend General Burnside and tells her that his new friend can be there when he and Aela mate. Turns out, however, that Aela does not have a mission for him and directs him to Kodlak Whitemane, leader of the Companions.

General turkey

Down in the basement of Jorrvaskr, S'oggy meets the drunk of the Companions, Torvar, and notices that General Burnside is just the right height to bite off Torvar's dick. Unfortunately, when S'oggy orders him to do so, General Burnside attacks Torvar and he collapses to the ground.

Arriving at Kodlak's office, S'oggy sits down next to him and listens to him speak. Kodlak's words drone on, talking about werewolves and how the effects were permanent. S'oggy focuses on General Burnside in the background being all twitchy. S'oggy imagines that General Burnside must be thinking about turkey as he looks around busily.

Kodlak finally reaches his conclusion and tells our Cat-man to collect a Glenmoril Witch's heads. Before going off to do the task, S'oggy senses that Kodlak has a problem with his pet General Burnside. S'oggy gets into Kodlak's face and defends his friend. Kodlak cries a little.
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Vilkas in his goofy traveling hat

After teaching oral to Burnside, S'oggy goes over to Glenmoril Coven and kills some witches for their heads. S'oggy rushes back to Jorrvaskr to find it under attack. Vilkas tells S'oggy about Kodlak's death.

S'oggy and Vilkas leaves Whiterun to avenge Kodlak's death. Vilkas changes into traveling gear. S'oggy talks to Bjorlam to take them to Dawnstar, the closest hold capital. Bjorlam knows well about the Khajiit tradition of anus licking when having a conversation and S'oggy has great conversation with him.


S'oggy: What do you think about gay people, Vilkas?
Vilkas: We're going to make them pay.


  • Blood's Honor (Companions Questline)
  • Purity of Revenge (Companions Questline)


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Skyrim For Pimps - Turkey Time (S5E06)-0

See alsoEdit

Season 5
S'oggy Balls

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