Timeline

Interactions Timeline

An incomplete and most likely inaccurate timeline of interactions between the main characters in Skyrim For Pimps. Please verify the information below. If you need clarification, please feel free to contact me, I'm Quottlol.

The events on the same row are thought to be events that are essentially the same or events that are related in both content and time. The events in the parenthases are there to act as a measure of time.

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Note: Seasons 3 and 4 are located after season 1 and 2 respectively due to constraints in the table.

Season 1	Season 2	Season 5	Season 6
(Fun kills Grelod for the Arentino kid and joins the Dark Brotherhood)	(Crotch goes to school)	(S'oggy joins the companions)	(Cock is brought to Helgen)
		In General Burnside, S'oggy Balls meets a goblin and names it General Burnside.	In Song of Mai Dik, Cock Nibbler witnesses S'oggy Balls and Mai Dik/General Burnside hanging out at the Bannered Mare
In Fun With Assassinations, Fün Tits finds a Leg of Goat Roast on Beitild just after assassinating her. She gives the roast to Astrid as a present.			In Crazed Courier, Cock Nibbler gives the Leg of Goat Roast as charity from his inventory to Beitild just outside Iron-Breaker Mine in Dawnstar.
In Lover's Quarrel, Fün Tits goes to Markarth for another Dark Brotherhood mission, this time she meets her contract, Muiri.			In The Lich Dome, Cock Nibbler, ashamed of his one night stand with a ugly "lizard," asks Fün Tits outside Markarth to kill him.
		In After Sex With Aela, S'oggy Balls is sexually frustrated with Aela the Huntress and has sex with a cow.	In Drag 'N Rend, Cock Nibbler witnesses a werewolf (S'oggy Balls) on Cow scene
		In Sex With Aela, S'oggy Balls finds Cock Nibbler fighting a dragon. After finishing off the dragon, Cock Nibbler flies away from him.	In Giant Chicken Army, Cock Nibbler kills a dragon in front of S'oggy Balls, who is amazed at his Dragonborn skills. Cock Nibbler flies away during the conversation further amazing S'oggy Balls.
In Werewolf Wedding Crasher, Fün Tits goes to The Thieves Guild HQ to drop off an amulet for Delvin. Presumably, this is when she meets S'oggy Balls and gets receives the werewolf blood and Wuuthrad. She turns into a werewolf to murder at a wedding. Lydia stands at the entrance of The Thieves Guild like a gargoyle. In Fün's Lost Treasure, Aaron Yonda and Emre Cihangir discusses why Wuuthrad is especially effective to elves.		In When T*ts Met Balls, S'oggy meets Fün who was sent by Astrid to give an amulet to Delvin at the Thieves Guild HQ. S'oggy gives werewolf blood and Wuuthrad to her. General Burnside lick Gargoyle Lyida at the enterance of The Thieves Guild.
(Fun and Astrid live in a cave)	(Crotch destroys the college)
Season 3
(Fün starts the Dawnguard Questline)
	In Crotch Gets Hitched, Crotch marries Ysolda in Riften	In Ysolda Gets Hitched, S'oggy attends Crotch's wedding
	In Crotch vs Winterhold, Crotch kills everyone in the College of Winterhold.
In When Tits Met Crotch, Crotch Guzzler is standing in the arcanium instead of Urag gro-Shub. Since Fün Tits needs the Elder Scroll from Urag, she decides to strike up conversation with Crotch Guzzler. She gains the key to Crotch's wife's house since the elder scroll is located there.
In How to Make Love to a Moth, Fün Tits enters Ysolda's house to retrieve the Elder Scroll. She notices there are tons of skulls.
In The Fabulous Falmers, Fün Tits obtains the Ancient pancake recipe.
		(After the genocide in Elyswer, new production of Skooma is no longer available.)
			In Main Quest Completed, Cock defeats Goat Nibbler (Alduin) completing the main storyline. The Ancient Traveler tells him to stop Fün Tits and Crotch Guzzler from destroying each other in the events of Double Dragonborn.)
In Grudge Match of the Century, Fun Tits shoots out the sun with Auriel's Bow and the world goes black.		In Skooma Face, S'oggy Balls witnesses the world go dark and the sun blotching out. Even Ysolda notices.	In Dark Sisterhood, Cock Nibbler starts building Cock Tower to impress his gods. During construction, the sky goes black and the sun look like an anus.
In Walking the Dead, Fun asks Crotch Guzzler to revive and retreave Astrid and the Leg of Goat Roast for her ancient Pancake recipe. Crotch hesitantly agrees.
		In Skooma Face,S'oggy buys all the Skooma he can. This causes anarchy in the streets of Whiterun due to shortage.
			In Dark Sisterhood, Crotch Guzzler is seen building a house for his family.
			In Dark Sisterhood, S'oggy is smashing the people of Whiterun in the chaos caused by a Skooma shortage and Fun Tits starts rebuilding the Dark Brotherhood.
	Season 4
	(Crotch lives with his family in the house he built but accidentally kills his son Hroar)
		S'oggy Balls finds Crotch Guzzler's journal detailing how he killed J'zargo (S'oggy's brother).
	In Sex with George Lucas, Crotch finds the Aretino Spagheiti Plate (required for the Pancake) dumped with Lydia and a ton of sweetrolls.		In Apple Assassin, Fun finds Lydia dead in her home. Fun decides to dump her body outside her house.
	In Sex with George Lucas, Crotch kills most of the members of The Thieves Guild after obtaining the blockbuster videos (ingredients for the Pancake).	In Revenge of the Pu*s, S'oggy Balls witnesses Crotch Guzzler killing everyone in the Thieves Guild. S'oggy Balls plants Skooma on Hroar and follows the scent back to Crotch's house.
	In Pancake Apocalypse, Crotch Guzzler notices that his pancakes have killed his wife and daugther.	In Revenge of the Pu*s, S'oggy Balls loots some stuff from Crotch's house including the Leg of Goat Roast and the mysterious Pancake. Ysolda and her daughter was killed by S'oggy Balls.
		In To Kill a Dragonborn, S'oggy Balls tries to give the Leg of Goat Roast to Paarthurnax but he realizes that Astrid's soul is trapped in it.
		In To Kill a Dragonborn,  S'oggy Balls witnesses Crotch Guzzler jumping off of a bridge at the college to commit suicide.
		In To Kill a Dragonborn, Fun Tits arrives at the college to get Crotch Guzzler to fix up Astrid. Instead she meets S'oggy who thought of giving the Leg of Goat Roast to Fun decided against it.	In Quest For Skin, Fun Tits arrives at the college to get a wizard to fix up Astrid. She instead meets S'oggy and has a conversation with him.
		In To Kill a Dragonborn, Hermaeus Mora gives Crotch a chance for revenge and gets sucked into its abyss.	In Quest For Skin, Hermaeus Mora gives Crotch a chance for him to get revenge and gets sucked into its abyss.
	In Morrowind Sucks, Astrid kills Ainethach and goes home to Whiterun. Astrid and Serana are dead and Fun starts the Dragonborn Questline.		In Quest For Skin, Fun Tits perpares to go into retirement and tie up the loose ends by killing Ainethach.
	The events of Double Dragonborn		In Fear and Loathing in Skyrim, Cock goes on a sexual escapade and meets the Ancient Traveler along the way. The Ancient Traveler reminds Cock that he must stop Fün Tits and Crotch Guzzler from destroying each other on the turdas coming up.
		In To Kill a Dragonborn, Crotch Guzzler realizes that S'oggy Balls killed his family.
		The events of Skooma Parley.

Skooma Parley is assumed to be the most current time in the Skyrim For Pimps Universe.