The Best Pancakes Ever in all of Existence
by Herman Melville
Before you start this recipe, you need the proper cookwear:
1. "The White Phial"
- to be used for pouring syrup onto pancakes.
2. A Golden Ladel
- to correctly portion pancakes with style.
3. Aretino Spaghetti Plate
- to stack the steaming pancakes upon.
4. Astronaut Salt-Shaker
- to apply salt in low gravity environments.
5. Blue Diamond Fork
- the most balla shit you could possibly use to eat pancakes.
Ingredients for the Best Pancakes Ever in all of Existence:
2 Super Mushrooms
- Finely chopped
2 Super Magica Mushrooms
- Sliced and dried
2 Super Stamina Mushrooms
- Liquefied, preferably using industrial size mammoth stomach
2 Poison Mushrooms
- Drawn and quartered
Note: All mushrooms must be native to the Mushroom Kingdom
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