While resurrecting Astrid every sixty seconds is enjoyable, Fün Tits has grown bored and finally decides to leave the cave. She has heard talk of vampires and an organization called the Dawnguard. But it isn't vampire hunting Fün is interested in, instead she seeks to become a vampire, bite Astrid and make her alive again! Fün heads to the Dawnguard and is ordered to investigate Dim Hollow crypt where the vampires are seeking something. After fighting her way through hordes of impossibly tough vampires, Fün discovers a sealed crypt and inside is a sexy lady named Serana. Fün takes Serana back to her home Castle Volkihar and meets her father, Lord Harkon. Obtaining the ability to become a vampire from Harkon, she sets out to aid in Harkon's life long dream: to blotch out the sun.
Episode list[]
# | Title | Original airdate | YouTube Link |
1 | Dawnguard Begins! | Aug 1, 2012 | Link |
2 | Huge Vampire Donk | Aug 4, 2012 | Link |
3 | Stupid Moth Priest | Aug 8, 2012 | Link |
4 | Kung Fu Skeleton | Aug 15, 2012 | Link |
5 | Quest for the Skeleton Horse | Aug 24, 2012 | Link |
6 | Failure Dragon | Aug 31, 2012 | Link |
7 | Arrow to the Face | Sep 7, 2012 | Link |
8 | When Tits Met Crotch | Sep 14, 2012 | Link |
9 | How to Make Love to a Moth | Sep 21, 2012 | Link |
10 | Magic Gazebos | Sep 29, 2012 | Link |
11 | The Fabulous Falmers | Oct 5, 2012 | Link |
12 | Grudge Match of the Century | Oct 10, 2012 | Link |
13 | Walking the Dead | Oct 19, 2012 | Link |
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External links[]
- Skyrim For Pimps Season 3 (YouTube playlist)
- Skyrim For Pimps REMASTERED Season 3 (YouTube video)
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Season 1 • Season 2 • Season 3 • Season 4 • Season 5 • Season 6 • Season 7 |