"Married with Children" is the 39th episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the 2nd episode of Season 4.


Ysolda moves in with Crotch Guzzler to the new house and Crotch goes to the Riften orphanage to adopt two children for them. Crotch adopts two lovely children; a girl named Runa Fair-Shield and a boy named Hroar. Hroar loves Crotch's home, Runa however thinks it is scary.

On Day 1 with the kids, Crotch goes about teaching them valuable life lessons like treating Sonir like she's scum and not listening to anything she says, showing Hroar the dead bodies of Onmund, J'zargo and Brelyna to teach him that if anyone ever does something he doesn't like, he can kill them. He also shows Brelyna's corpse to Runa telling her that she shouldn't date psychopaths.

On Day 2, Crotch wakes the children up early to do their chores, which basically consist of cleaning all the skulls in his home. Crotch also plays hide-and-seek with Runa and she gets stuck in a wagon. Sonir has become defiant towards Crotch, ignoring his orders to use the kitchen he built and going so far as to threaten him after he punches her. Fearing that Sonir may try to kill him, Crotch fights with her. When he realizes how upset his family is getting, he tries to reason with her, but to no avail. He snaps and kills her. Distraught, Crotch hides her in the basement beside his other mistakes.


Skyrim For Pimps - Married with Children (S4E02) Hearthfire Walkthrough-0

Skyrim For Pimps - Married with Children (S4E02) Hearthfire Walkthrough-0

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"House of Crotch" "Honey, I Killed the Kids"

See alsoEdit

Season 4
Crotch Guzzler

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