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|Name = General Burnside/Mai Dik|Role = S'oggy Balls' sidekick|Current Status = Unknown}}
 
|Name = General Burnside/Mai Dik|Role = S'oggy Balls' sidekick|Current Status = Unknown}}
'''Mai Dik''' (AKA General Burnside) is [[S'oggy Balls]] primary follower and the killer of [[Aela the Huntress|Aela]]. In [[Search for Mai Dik|Search for Mai Dik (S6E41)]], it is revealed that General Burnside has feelings for [[S'oggy Balls]] but he is unable to express them to [[S'oggy Balls|S'oggy]] due to him being a goblin.
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'''Mai Dik''' (a.k.a. General Burnside) is [[S'oggy Balls]] primary follower and the killer of [[Aela the Huntress|Aela]]. In [[Search for Mai Dik|Search for Mai Dik (S6E41)]], it is revealed that General Burnside has feelings for [[S'oggy Balls]] but he is unable to express them to [[S'oggy Balls|S'oggy]] due to him being a goblin.
   
 
For the purposes of consistency, Mai Dik will be referred to ''General Burnside'' in this article.
 
For the purposes of consistency, Mai Dik will be referred to ''General Burnside'' in this article.
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==Appearances==
 
==Appearances==
   
=== [[Season 5]] ===
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=== Season 5 ===
[[File:General_burnside.png|thumb|left|230px|When S'oggy names him.]]
 
 
General Burnside was found by [[S'oggy Balls]] after he was recovering from a [[Dictionary#Skooma Break|Skooma Break]] in the [[Bannered Mare]]. He traveled with S'oggy Balls during the course of his time with the [[Companions]] and [[Thieves Guild]]. He killed Aela (possible accident or perhaps not). He is addicted to Butter Pecan Ice Cream, which sends him into a murderous rampage.
 
General Burnside was found by [[S'oggy Balls]] after he was recovering from a [[Dictionary#Skooma Break|Skooma Break]] in the [[Bannered Mare]]. He traveled with S'oggy Balls during the course of his time with the [[Companions]] and [[Thieves Guild]]. He killed Aela (possible accident or perhaps not). He is addicted to Butter Pecan Ice Cream, which sends him into a murderous rampage.
   
 
He continued to travel with S'oggy Balls for the rest of the season, often throwing arrows, instead of using a bow and indulging in his battle dance.
 
He continued to travel with S'oggy Balls for the rest of the season, often throwing arrows, instead of using a bow and indulging in his battle dance.
   
In the [[Skooma Parley|season finale]], upon meeting [[Cock Nibbler]] (who hates goblins) he was told to wait outside, as S'oggy Balls, [[Fün Tits]], [[Crotch Guzzler]], [[Frea]] and [[Cock Nibbler]], all explored [[Cock Tower|Cock's home]]. However, we later learn it was all a trick, and S'oggy Balls was killed by the rest of the group, but not before killing Cock. General Burnside is still waiting outside, for a master who will most likely not come back to him.
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In the [[Skooma Parley|season finale]], upon meeting [[Cock Nibbler]] (who hates goblins) he was told to wait outside, as S'oggy Balls, [[Fün Tits]], [[Crotch Guzzler]], [[Frea]] and [[Cock Nibbler]], all explored [[Cock Tower|Cock's home]]. However, we later learn it was all a trick, and S'oggy Balls was killed by the rest of the group, but not before killing Cock. General Burnside is still waiting outside, for a master who will most likely not come back to him.[[File:General_burnside.png|thumb|230px|When S'oggy names him.]]S'oggy's death scene was a reference to Game Of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire's Red Wedding, in which Grey Wind, Robb Stark's pet direwolf, was killed soon before Robb Stark. It is possible that Burnside awaits the same fate as Grey Wind, but this is only speculation.
   
 
=== Season 6 ===
S'oggy's death scene was a reference to Game Of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire's Red Wedding, in which Grey Wind, Robb Stark's pet direwolf, was killed soon before Robb Stark. It is possible that Burnside awaits the same fate as Grey Wind, but this is only speculation.
 
 
General Burnside appears in a few episodes in [[Season 6]]. He is also the main character in the episode [[Search for Mai Dik|Search for Mai Dik (S6E41)]].
   
 
In episode 4 "[[Mai Dik|Mai Dik]]," [[Cock Nibbler]] is ambushed by General Burnside and his goblin buddies. This triggers a memory about the time his parents were murdered by goblins. In episode 6 "[[Song of Mai Dik|Song of Mai Dik]]," Cock Nibbler finds [[S'oggy Balls]] and General Burnside meeting for the first time in the [[Bannered Mare]].
=== [[Season 6]] ===
 
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General Burnside appears in a few episodes in [[Season 6|season six]]. He is also the main character in the episode [[Search for Mai Dik|Search for Mai Dik (S6E41)]].
 
 
In episode 41 "[[Search for Mai Dik|Search for Mai Dik]]," General Burnside delivers mail to [[Fün Tits]] for [[S'oggy Balls]]. This is the first and only episode where the audience gets to experience his perspective of the story. Unlike the other main characters, he does not have another voice in his head (voiced by [[Emre Cihangir|Emre]]).
* In [[Mai Dik|Mai Dik (S6E04)]], [[Cock Nibbler]] is ambushed by General Burnside and his goblin buddies. This triggers a memory about the time his parents were murdered by goblins.
 
* In [[Song of Mai Dik|Song of Mai Dik (S6E06)]], Cock Nibbler finds [[S'oggy Balls]] and General Burnside talking at the [[Bannered Mare]].
 
In [[Search for Mai Dik|Search for Mai Dik (S6E41)]], General Burnside delivers mail to [[Fün Tits]] for [[S'oggy Balls]]. This is the first and only episode where the audience gets to experience his perspective of the story. Unlike the other main characters, he does not have another voice in his head (voiced by [[Emre Cihangir|Emre]]).
 
 
[[File:Mai dik joric.jpg|thumb|220x220px|He's the size of a kid.]]
 
[[File:Mai dik joric.jpg|thumb|220x220px|He's the size of a kid.]]
 
While S'oggy Balls tells his revenge story to [[Crotch Guzzler]], General Burnside is entrusted with a letter to Fün Tits detailing the terms of how to get back her [[Leg of Goat Roast]] containing [[Astrid]]'s soul. However, this is not an easy task as Fün is on tour with [[Frea]] across Skyrim shaking their booties and he is unable to communicate with humans.
 
While S'oggy Balls tells his revenge story to [[Crotch Guzzler]], General Burnside is entrusted with a letter to Fün Tits detailing the terms of how to get back her [[Leg of Goat Roast]] containing [[Astrid]]'s soul. However, this is not an easy task as Fün is on tour with [[Frea]] across Skyrim shaking their booties and he is unable to communicate with humans.
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==See also==
 
==See also==
[[S'oggy Balls]]<br />
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[[Cock Nibbler]]
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* [[Cock Nibbler]]
 
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Revision as of 05:04, 23 October 2017

This is an article about the character. For the episode, see General Burnside (Episode).

Template:Infobox Mai Dik (a.k.a. General Burnside) is S'oggy Balls primary follower and the killer of Aela. In Search for Mai Dik (S6E41), it is revealed that General Burnside has feelings for S'oggy Balls but he is unable to express them to S'oggy due to him being a goblin.

For the purposes of consistency, Mai Dik will be referred to General Burnside in this article.

Characteristics

He is very fond of his dick as seen by the multiple references he makes to it.

He is a Riekling Hunter, and specializes using bows and arrows, however he normally just throws the arrow, with deadly precision.

Appearances

Season 5

General Burnside was found by S'oggy Balls after he was recovering from a Skooma Break in the Bannered Mare. He traveled with S'oggy Balls during the course of his time with the Companions and Thieves Guild. He killed Aela (possible accident or perhaps not). He is addicted to Butter Pecan Ice Cream, which sends him into a murderous rampage.

He continued to travel with S'oggy Balls for the rest of the season, often throwing arrows, instead of using a bow and indulging in his battle dance.

In the season finale, upon meeting Cock Nibbler (who hates goblins) he was told to wait outside, as S'oggy Balls, Fün Tits, Crotch Guzzler, Frea and Cock Nibbler, all explored Cock's home. However, we later learn it was all a trick, and S'oggy Balls was killed by the rest of the group, but not before killing Cock. General Burnside is still waiting outside, for a master who will most likely not come back to him.

General burnside

When S'oggy names him.

S'oggy's death scene was a reference to Game Of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire's Red Wedding, in which Grey Wind, Robb Stark's pet direwolf, was killed soon before Robb Stark. It is possible that Burnside awaits the same fate as Grey Wind, but this is only speculation.

Season 6

General Burnside appears in a few episodes in Season 6. He is also the main character in the episode Search for Mai Dik (S6E41).

In episode 4 "Mai Dik," Cock Nibbler is ambushed by General Burnside and his goblin buddies. This triggers a memory about the time his parents were murdered by goblins. In episode 6 "Song of Mai Dik," Cock Nibbler finds S'oggy Balls and General Burnside meeting for the first time in the Bannered Mare.

In episode 41 "Search for Mai Dik," General Burnside delivers mail to Fün Tits for S'oggy Balls. This is the first and only episode where the audience gets to experience his perspective of the story. Unlike the other main characters, he does not have another voice in his head (voiced by Emre).

Mai dik joric

He's the size of a kid.

While S'oggy Balls tells his revenge story to Crotch Guzzler, General Burnside is entrusted with a letter to Fün Tits detailing the terms of how to get back her Leg of Goat Roast containing Astrid's soul. However, this is not an easy task as Fün is on tour with Frea across Skyrim shaking their booties and he is unable to communicate with humans.

Along his adventure, General Burnside meets Barbas the dog, who he can talk to although their conversation does not help him in any way, and the Ebony Warrior, who challenges him to a fight on a snowy mountain. Both Barbas and the Ebony Warrior are killed. After going through the Ebony Warrior's loot, he finds a letter from the Skyrim offices issuing an order to cover up the two nearly naked dancing women making appearances across Skyrim. They were last spotted on their way to the throat of the world, which is where General Burnside heads to. After all of the trouble, General Burnside finally reaches Fün Tits, who ungraciously receives the mail from him and after a long adventure goes back to his master S'oggy Balls.

Quotes

  • "My dick."
  • "Woodchuck butt."

See also

Main Characters
Point of View Fün TitsCrotch GuzzlerS'oggy BallsCock NibblerMai Dik
GSP Gods Adam KoralikEmre CihangirAaron Yonda