"Horse Thief" is the 104th episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the 15th episode of Season 6. This episode is a "very special kind of walkthrough" for the Agent of Righteous Might (Mod) Questline.


As the episode starts, Agent of Righteous Might the Movie, screenplay by Herman Melville, starts playing on the screen. Cock narrates this slideshow about the robbed men who died and the bad single mother that let her child doodle on the floor. These slides, however, have no connection to the mission. Finally, down to the last two slides, Cock talks about the tapestry with a jellyfish crashing into the ground, which is the symbol of the Mythic Dawn. The Mythic Dawn is the organization that Cock is trying to infiltrate.
Mythic dawn

Salms Arethen (Runcible), who has the voice of Batman, and Cock are sharing a cell with each other. Cock was thrown in jail because he is supposed to be a warlord. Salms and Cock has polite conversation, Cock says that he is going to save Skyrim. Salms says he has to think about it, as if he was going to save Skyrim with him!

Salms apparently has some knowledge of the jail's layout and proposes they go to the waste disposal room to escape the jail. Salms tells Cock to get him some lubricant. Cock, a little skeptical as they are in a jail cell, picks up the troll fat, gives that to Salms, and backs away.

After Salms lubes up the lock, Cock drops a bucket on the lock and the cell door opens. Cock and Salms escape the jail through the waste disposal tunnel although Cock did have some reservation since every tunnel he goes through he expects a naked person to be waiting on the other side.

After landing into a cave with "foul creatures," Cock is able to build enough trust with Salms to let him tag along. Salms and Cock escape onto the surface and head on out to Salms's Mythic Dawn hideout. On there way there, they pass through Ivarstead and continues down the south path around the Throat of the World.

Tired of running, Cock finds a horse, assumes it's his, and rides it. The voice in his head reminds him that this is stealing and it's something that Cock is not supposed to do. He gets off to prove that the horse is his and it will stay by his side. However, the horse goes back the path they just went through supposedly to their farmer owner.

Continuing down the path, Cock soon sees another horse. He takes this one also, sure that this time this is his horse. The voice in his head is just in disbelief.


Agent of Righteous Might (Mod DLC)


  • There's a whole group called the female warlords.
  • If you get off this horse, it'll start walking away. That's how stolen it is.


Skyrim For Pimps - Horse Thief (S6E15) - Walkthrough - GameSocietyPimps

Skyrim For Pimps - Horse Thief (S6E15) - Walkthrough - GameSocietyPimps

See alsoEdit

Season 6
Cock Nibbler

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