"Daedric Blind Date" is the twenty-first episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the eighth episode of Season 2. This episode is a "very special kind of walkthrough" for the A Night to Remember quest in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, immediately following Crotch Guzzler's College of Winterhold questline.
Crotch Guzzler was disappointed with last episode's sexy party, as he was only allowed one drink. He goes to the Bannered Mare, determined to have more than one drink. Here he meets Sam Guevenne/Sam Guenvere, who states that Crotch looks like someone who could hold his liquor, and offers a staff as the prize if Crotch can outdrink him. Crotch decides he needs to drink until Sam's name makes sense. Sam hits his limit after one drink, and Crotch barely makes it past two, after which he blacks out.
Crotch wakes up in a temple, and is told to tidy up the mess he has made the night before. After ogling the naked statues for a short while and pondering as to whether he was roofied or not, he cleans up (mainly by force-shouting objects, making them fall to the ground), and is directed to Rorikstead, which the Priestess of the temple said he mentioned the night before, and where Crotch believes he may be able to find the promised staff.
Upon arrival at Rorikstead, as he is stealing a cabbage and selling it back to its owner, a man named Ennis angrily approaches him, and tells him that he stole his prized goat Gleda and sold it to a giant. Instead of going and getting back the farmer's goat, Crotch decides to intimidate him, at which point he is immediately directed back to Whiterun to speak to Ysolda.
Speaking to Ysolda, Crotch discovers that he got engaged on his wild night out with Sam. He immediately decides to intimidate her into telling him what else he said - that the ceremony would be in a castle, Morvunskar, and that Sam was to be the best man. After arriving at Morvunskar and meeting some people who happily ran into their own traps and hearing the voice of an obnoxious daedric prince, he enters a portal labelled 'Misty Grove', where he finds a party of clones, and Sam. Sam states that Crotch is not likely to have remembered his first trip to the misty grove, and that he definitely earned the staff he had promised - at which point he reveals himself to be Sanguine/Darth Maul, the daedric prince of debauchery. After receiving the staff, he is teleported back to the Bannered Mare.
At the end of the episode, he speaks to Ysolda, who shows interest in a relationship with Crotch. They immediately decide to get married after one conversation and a total of two interactions.
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