Template:InfoboxBrad The Bard is a Bard who appears at the Skooma Parley in Cock Nibbler's tower, singing a cover of The Rains of Castamere - The Rains of Elsweyr.
The Rains of Elsweyr
"And who are you?" that Nibbler said, "That I must bow so low?"
"Only a cat of a different coat, that's all the truth I know,"
"In a coat of gold, or a coat of red, a lion still has claws,"
"And cocks are long and sharp my lord,'"
"As long and sharp as yours,"
And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that lord of Elsweyr,
And now the rains weep o'er his walls, with no-one left to hear,
Yes now the rains weep o'er his walls, and not a soul to hear.
The Skooma Parley
Brad the Bard first appears singing The Rains of Elsweyr. The song is a threat to S'oggy Balls at the Skooma Parley, but he does not notice as S'oggy is distracted by all of the skooma he is surrounded by. Brad is also one of the killers of S'oggy Balls, after shooting him with a crossbow during 'the best skooma break ever'.
Trivia
He is voiced by Brad Knight, who sometimes makes an appearance on the Game Society Pimps' non-gaming channel, Blame Society Films, on the shows Beer and Board Games and Chad Vader.